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Monday, April 13, 2020

Dear Corona

Hey boo!












Hope this letter finds you in good spirits.
















I was writing to see how long you would be with us. I am not saying you have out stayed your welcome but we ready for you to go home. Too much of anything is not good for you and we all have had enough. In my 43 years on this earth, outside has never been closed. We having a hard time coming to grips with this and folks are going to the grocery store 65 times a week because that's the one of a few places we can go without getting in trouble. As long as you here, we cant go outside so you can see why we ready for you to go. Are you stalling out because people so hard headed? If that's the case you will never leave. NEVER! Folks still having hooka parties and passing germs like VD in the 70s. So imma need you get fed up with us or scared and just leave us. Do we need to ask you for a commitment or tell you we are pregnant by you to get you to go? Those things have worked for us women since the beginning of time...










Oh Corona, we just so ready to break up with you but you and your stalker-ish ways will not let us go. You in the air, you in the bushes, you on everything we touch...but why though? What we do to deserve this?











Anyhow...
We do not want you! 
We sick of you! 
You have been the cause of cancelled events, school, graduations, proms, college visits..hell everything but my job. I get to come to work which is a blessing but then its right back home with my kids that been shut up in the house all day.
How you think that's working out?













Go home Corona, we never invited you anyway.

















Sincerely,

US

P.S. We stir crazy and sick of inside. Everybody going live and whining about views. Let us loose!

Tuesday, January 21, 2020

A Fall From Grace

Tyler Perry wrote, produced and directed a film for Netflix that was shot at a studio he owns..



 but all we could focus on was the fact the wigs were horrible.



I got news for you, a lot of yall's hair and wigs are horrible in real life...




Thats all I got...this was more of a haiku instead of a blog. DO BETTER.




P.S. Tyler Perry also had Netflix give him top billing. Normally its Netflix presents but it was his name instead.